Monday, October 6, 2014

Men vs. Women


Because men and women are so different, men cannot
understand women

Like they all say, “Women are from Venus, men are from Mars” [Maxim/Proverbs].  It is therefore impossible for men to truly know the mind of a girl [Possible/Impossible] because men and women are so different.  Women are like mystery novels with the conclusions ripped out [Similarity/Difference].  Although men may act clueless while “reading these novel,” they are not completely clueless [Contradiction].  However, if women don’t even know how to understand themselves—and they don’t—then men certainly cannot comprehend women [Degree].  The word women might have the word men in it, but they are completely different creatures [Notation and conjugates].  God made women and men with different purposes and personalities [The supernatural] for a reason.  These divine purposes separate men and women quite a bit.  Because women and men are so different, men obviously cannot understand women.  Even registered psychologist Dr. Noam Shpancer agrees that men find it incredibly hard to understand women [Authority].  No wonder that when you have to take a standardized test, they make you mark whether you are male or female [Documents]; testers are figuring out all the differences between women and men to better understand them.  I have always seen how my brothers cannot seem to understand my gender, so their lack of understanding will extend long into the future  [past fact/future fact].  Women are made of 1000 thoughts all at once, bundles of contradiction, and pretty faces; men are made of 1 thought at once, practicality, and muscles [Whole/Parts].  No wonder men cannot understand women, but women can pretty much understand men.  Men are not complex; they are simple [Contraries], but women are the exact opposite.  The feasibility of men understanding women is incredibly slim [circumstances].  Therefore, because men are so different from women, men cannot understand women.


3 comments:

  1. Very well put. Obviously, there are always exceptions to the rule, but this is a good summation on the matter. Everything was put succinctly and in an easily followed form. As a whole, men and women are as you described, but in the case of myself and my girlfriend, the division line blurs and there are some major crossovers into the other side. My girlfriend is a lot more direct and logical than the general audience (probably why she has taken an interest in law), which would lead me to believe that she possesses more masculine traits than the norm. This, however, leads me back to the case you made in that men cannot understand women. Interesting how I still arrived at the same destination even though my path was different...

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  2. Well put Thomas! Like the Sophists perhaps, I don't really believe everything I just blogged about; I just used a bit of persuasion. I did find it pretty easy to compose an argument about men vs. women though since its a pretty common debate.

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  3. Loved the imagery of being a mystery novel with the conclusion ripped out and the exaggeration of the piece. I also incorporated aspects of satire in my description of the "proper sandwich". You did a really good job of using appropriate topics of invention. Maybe you could have added witnesses somehow, even if the witness is an entire gender, "every guy knows that.." etc.

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