"O Blessed Bird," you cry, drawing near to
me with your lips while your hearts are still far from me [imitation]. So easily you
forgot to give—where are these, my blessings [anastrophe]? A missing
head, a lack of feet, and crispy skin bereft of plume. This is not a gift, nor is it a way of
thanking me [litotes]! It is an outrage! To slaughter me though I be innocent, then
devour my flesh. Such an act is a
crime—a sin! "To be used
sparingly," and "only in times of winter, or of cold, or
famine," God commands regarding this abominable act [epicrisis]. Yet here I
stand, if I had the legs, preaching to you pudgy pigs [alliteration]! Even so, I,
myself, have been made fat with the stuffing plunged up my nether regions. Disgusting!
Vile [exclamatio]! And then you make me stew in the filthy
drippings of my own corpse! Wretched
beings! Would that I were returned to
the Mother Earth and spared this ignominious fate [personification]. I am the
dirt you till, the air you breathe, and the water you drink [prolepsis]. Wilt thou have mercy and finish the
deed? Why doth this fowl occurrence
recur year after year [paronomasia]? Is this not enough? Must my kind never find rest [pysma]? Brothers, sisters, those fallen prey to the
ravenous beast known as man: cry not, for the end is soon upon us. O sweet release [apostrophe]! Come, gather
us under thy wings!
Hahaha loved the scripture-like language there! (And the use of scripture itself.) I especially appreciated your paranomasia. Great job all together, especially with including different types of ornaments we don't usually see (pysma, prolepsis, excalmatio)--very creative.
ReplyDeleteHilarious post! Almost makes me feel sorry for the bird.. almost. Haha I loved the scriptural references and all of the paronomasia!
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